Madame Dariaux - Part III
July 21, 2007 by Katie
Filed under Just For Fun/Humor, Random
More from Madame Genevieve Dariaux! Read and enjoy.
On Muscles
“Personally, I prefer wit. In general, a man retains his wit until the day he dies, whereas his muscles…â€
On Music
“If you don’t have the same taste in music, I hope your home is a very large one!â€
On Mystery
If women knew how much they are losing by unveiling all their charms, they would hurriedly don ankle-length dresses again.â€
On Orders
“The first requirement of an order is to be clear; the second is to be politely phrased – in other words, to bear the least possible
On Patience
“Town clerks ought to give each newly-wed couple a treatise on patience along with the marriage license, for they will need unlimited supply of it during their married life.â€
On Pease
“Before it is possible to life in peace with others one must be at peace with oneself – a condition that is also called happinessâ€
On “Perhapsâ€
“The word ‘perhaps’ is the most effective bait with which to lead on an admirer.â€
On Pajamas
Even the most conservative man in the world at the office may dress with a bit more originally in bed. Besides, he should consider the fact that, just as he hates to see his wife in a long flannel nightgown, she may not feel like sleeping next to a convict in stripes.â€
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